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Hamzy never married, but she was briefly engaged to a Little Rock man in the early 1980's. "I told him up front that I wanted to keep going to shows and partying with rock stars, and he said okay, but ultimately he couldn't handle it. He was too jealous." They called off the engagement, and Hamzy continued her groupie exploits, enjoying liaisons with such Reagan-era luminaries as the Hooters, Loverboy, Huey Lewis & the News, and Ratt. Steven Pearcy of Ratt recalls, "We were playing Little Rock, somewhere around 1985, and we'd heard the famous stories about Connie. So me and Robin Crosby, our guitar player who passed away two years ago, were out on the bus with her after the show. She's blowing Robin, and she looks up at me and says, 'You want some of this too?' She's a force, man. You gotta have some big nuts to hang with Connie."
"I loved the '80s hair bands," Hamzy says. "That was my favorite time in music. It was so glamorous--sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. Mostly sex and drugs." In a journal entry dated December 2, 1982, Hamzy details a playful incident in which rocker Billy Squier spanked her with a hairbrush. Squier issued the following response via email: "I liked Connie. She was quite different from what her reputation might lead you to believe: smart, well groomed, and kind of classy...and very friendly (as you'd expect). Of course, since ours was a strictly platonic relationship, she was always on her best behavior."
By her own admission, Hamzy's had hundreds of backstage affairs, with artists diverse as Vanilla Ice, Peter Criss, Rick Allen of Def Leppard and the Oak Ridge Boys. Given her rich libidinous history, it seems appropriate to ask:
"Who has the biggest penis in rock and roll?"
"Huey Lewis," she says. "For a white guy, he's just got a huge cock. Huge." She pauses, adding, "And Peter Frampton has the smallest. Poor guy--it's a tiny little thing."
Hamzy's famous lovers weren't confined to rock and roll. In 1984, Connie alleges she had a steamy make-out session with then-governor Bill Clinton in a laundry room at the Little Rock Hilton, a claim the former President has adamantly denied. Hamzy detailed the incident in a January 1992 Penthouse interview, but Clinton press secretary Mike Gauldin was tipped off about the story before the issue hit newsstands, calling the allegations "baseless and malicious lies." The Clinton team moved to discredit Hamzy by getting signed statements of denial from the members of his entourage who were present that day in 1984. Hamzy pleaded her case on numerous tabloid talk shows, but the legitimate press refused to run her story. On January 25, 1997, Hamzy took a polygraph test arranged by the conservative political magazine The American Spectator . She passed. "I may be a slut," she says, "but I'm no liar."
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